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Um . . . . Okay?

So yesterday people started Spamming me with questions so . . . . I guess we'll answer them.

Haru: If one of them can cook mackerel in the morning then, definitely
Mako: Um. . . . Sure I guess. It'd be nice to date one of my best friends.
Nagi: Oh yeah! Totally. I love them to take me to get sweets with me, and go to the park, and go swimming an-
Nagisa, it's Rei's turn.
Nagi: Oh sorry.
Rei: If he has a taste in theories I most certainly take it under consideration.
Rin: Uh no.
Stop lying.
Rin: *blushes* I'm not!
Sou: . . . . Maybe? I don't know.
Momo: Um . . . . Do I still get to see Gou~san if I do?
*Shrugs* Well if you dated Rin.
Rin: *blushes intensifies* No freakin way!
Nitori: Um. . . . I uh . . . . Okay yes. Because I'd be with them and they'll protect me.
Aww *hugs Nitori* Nitori!!
Kisumi: Mmm. Nah.
Why?
Kisumi: Because then you'll be lonely.
*Blushes* Aw Kisumi~~

Haru: If it's spicy mackerel then I'll eat it too.
Mako: Um just a little bit I guess.
Nagi: Yuck! I hate it! I love me some sweets!
Rei: If it's cook in such a beautiful way, then I shall eat it.
Rin: Oh yeah I love it.
Sou: It's okay.
Momo: I eat it so it's fine.
Nitori: I don't really eat it.
Kisumi: I'm okay with it. It's great really.
I don't really eat spicy food either.

Iwatobi
Haru: . . . .
Mako:*0///0* . . . .
Rei: *-///-* . . . .
All: Nagisa.
Nagi: WHAT!? Okay yeah that's true.
Samezika
Sou: Probably Rin because he's so reckless.
Rin: No I'm not!
Nitori: Either that or Momo~kun.
Momo: EH!?
Kisumi: I'd give my virginity to some one special. *Winks at me*
*Blushes and walks away* Nope nope nope nope.

Number 1:
Haru: Because it's really good.
Is that it?
Haru: *nods*
Um okay?

Number 2:
Rin: Neither! I'm not gay!
Rin don't lie, just answer the question.
Rin: *sighs* Fine. I guess . . . . Since he cares more and . . . . He's my best friend I'd have to say . . . .
. . . .
Rin: Sousuke.
*Nose bleed* My ship. I ship it so much!!!
Rin: Woah! Your nose is bleeding!!

Number 3:
Haru: No.
Mako: I don't have to answer this question so woo!
Nagi: Aww, c'mon! Why not me!?
Because you're too small Nagisa.
Nagi: I am not!!
Rei: If it's written with great content then.  . . . *Blushes* I'll read it.
Rin: Um No!
C'mon, it's about you.
Rin: No x 2!
Sou: Nah.
Momo: Heck yeah! But . . . . No one writes lemons about me.
*Pats head*
Nitori: I don't have to answer it.
Kisumi: Oh definitely. If neko is there to read it with me.
Will you stop trying to to harass me!?
Kisumi: It's only because I love you.

Anyways thanks for the questions guys! I hope they answered correctly. Anyways on ward with the story!