Unexplainable [Original Version]

Ask the Characters - Answers!

From Womens_Revolution
To Kev:

Q: How much do you love Joli?

A: "I'm really not sure how to answer that question without seeming like a complete moron." Kev laughs. "Joli's my girl, and she always will be. I love her more than anyone else that I've met, and I'm certain there's no one I could ever love more." He then cracks a grin.

Q: How would your life be different if Joli has chosen Scott?

A: "It's hard to say." Kev rubs the back of his neck. "I mean, if all that rubbish about 'soulmates' is true, I'd say without a goddamn doubt that Jolene is mine. If she had chosen Scott over me, I would have respected her decision, but I feel like we would have gotten together before everything was said and done." He then lets out a short laugh. "I wouldn't be anywhere near as happy as I am, that's for fuckin' sure. That woman is a blessing."

Q: Do you ever miss the WWF?

A: "On occasion." Kev shrugs. "I never wanted to leave Vince's company in the first place, but I would have been a damn fool to turn down the cash WCW offered me. If old man McMahon had been able to match the offer, I'd have stayed. I miss Paul and Kid more than anything! And Shawn, when he doesn't have his head up his ass." He laughs. "I'm glad I came back to WCW, though. Getting to spend most of my time with Jolene has made it worth it ten-fold."
To Joli:

Q: How is it being a QUEEN?

A: "A queen, you say?" Jolene laughs. "I've never thought of myself as a queen, but I like the sound of it." She thinks to herself for a moment before adding, "I pretty much am the Queen of WCW though, aren't I? I guess it's pretty nice, when Bitchoff, Russo, and Bret aren't being little shits."

Q: How would your life be different if you had chosen Scott?

A: A thoughtful look comes to Jolene's face, and her eyebrows scrunch together as she ponders the question. "Things would be a lot different, had I gone with Scott." She clears her throat and returns her facial expression to normal. "Scott and I both have our problems, and I feel as though, had we begun to date, we would have destroyed each other. Things are probably better for both of us this way."

Q: Why haven't you put Eric in his place yet? Damn girl, I'm waiting.

A: Jolene immediately erupts into laughter. "Oh my God, this is the best question I've ever been asked!" She tries to compose herself before replying, "Trust me, the time is coming. Eric Bischoff is going to get everything he deserves, even if it's the last thing I ever do."