Unexplainable [Original Version]

[chapter eighty-seven: "whole again"]

Chapter 87: "Whole Again"
Jolene Milford's POV

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There's little in my life that brings me more enjoyment than booze and smokes, and right now, I've got an ample supply of both. On top of that, I've got Kimberly on my right side, Paula on my left, and several of the other ladies of WCW in the chairs around us. Paul's girl Stephanie is also here, shockingly enough.

This is nice.

See, tonight has been great and it's going to continue to be great. I'm having my bachelorette party while Kev is off with his boys at his bachelor party.

I've always heard that these things are fun as hell, but I've never been to one. Thomas wouldn't have ever let me go out like this, and I've never been friends with any chicks while they've been engaged. This is foreign territory for me, but I'm digging it.

"How're you ladies tonight?" This little waiter in a skimpy outfit asks us with a grin. "Is there anything else I can get for you all?"

"More drinks please!" Madusa laughs. She's drunk off her fuckin' ass, and it's hilarious. "I'd like more of the hard shit; no more fruity drinks for me."

"Absolutely, ma'am." The waiter chuckles. "Would the rest of you like refills as well?" We all cheer - except for Kim, who is my DD - and he sends us a flirty wink. "I'll be right back then."

"You know girls," I sigh contently as I lean back in my chair, "this is all I've ever wanted. Just some friends, some booze, and all the smokes I can smoke. It's a dream come true."

"Someone sounds like they're easy to please." Madusa giggles as she leans across the table. "Is Kevin's 'Big Sexy' not all that impressive after all?"

That makes me lose my fucking shit. I start laughing like a dumbass, to the point where I nearly fall over in my chair.

"You're not the one that has to listen to her talk about it all the time." Kim chimes in. I look over and watch as she shakes her head. "I don't think I've ever heard her say anything bad about, uh... that."

"You don't complain about the parts that please you." Paula says wisely. She makes me laugh even more, because it's Paula of all people, and she's talking about dick.

"Oh, I definitely don't have any reasons to complain." I choke out as I catch my breath. "Kev's stacked."

"And Jolene's slept around a lot, so she knows what she's talking about." Stephanie speaks so quietly that I almost don't hear her. Almost.

"Holy fuck!" I grin at Stephanie. "Am I getting roasted by Stephanie fucking McMahon?!" I click my tongue on the roof of my mouth. "Are my sex adventures so well-known that even you know about them?"

I think I've embarrassed Stephanie, because as soon as I reply to her, I can see her eyes widen. She starts awkwardly playing with the hem of her napkin, barely making eye contact with me.

"Paul's told me a lot." Stephanie tells me sheepishly. This poor girl is so out of her element here, with all of us. "I mean, don't get me wrong, I still think you're great, but-"

"Oh honey, I'm not mad at all!" I wave her off. "In fact, I'm impressed. Good on you, for having the balls to say something like that to me."

"Really?" Steph is shocked. "You know, you're a lot more laid back than I thought you would be."

"That's the booze talking." Kimmy laughs. "Sober Joli would've given you hell over that comment, only to tell you what she just did a little later on."