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Chapter 21: Ice Cream

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It was the afternoon and the kids-except Mary- were in the kitchen attempting to make ice cream while the queen's go on their usual Sunday shopping.

Liz: So- You take this.. heavy cream?

She lifted it up and down.

Liz: It's not even heavy-

Roy: I don't think that's what it meant Liz-

Mezza: dumbass-

Liz scoffed.

Liz: I heard that-

Janie: Does anyone know how to open cans?

Ed: You need the can opener I think-

Janie: Oh okay.. how do you use can openers-

Others: We have no idea-

Mae: I want to crush the oreos!

Roy: Okay Mae- c'mere.

He picked her up and places her on a high stool.

Liz: If she falls I'm telling on Mary-

Roy: Oh please, Mae is a smart girl, like her mother-

He patted Mae, who smiled.

Mezza: So that explains why Lizzie is a dumbass because her mother is a crackhe—

Liz: Don't finish that sentence if you don't want another furniture rammed into your skull finishing that scar on your head!

Ed: Mezza is Harry Potter?

Liz: Wha- no-

Janie: Hermione?

Liz: NeVeR.

Roy: Luna Lovegood?

Liz: That cinnamon roll acts NOTHING like Mezza-

Mezza: Bitch-

Ed: Oh! I know! Bellatrix??

Liz: That's close but she's not that crazy-

Roy: It has to be Umbridge, cmon!

Mezza: You guys are mean-

Janie: Liz... dOnT tELl mE sHe's sNaPe.

Liz: HE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT TO BE MEZZA.

Mezza: wHo aM I tHen.

Liz smirked and turned.

Liz: mARY WHO'S MEZZA IN HARRY POTTER???

Mary: wHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS FROM THE KITCHEN-

Liz: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION-

Mary: VOLDEMORT.

Mezza: Are you fuckin' kidding me—

everyone bursts into fits of laughter  as Mezza glared at them.

Roy: That's so- a-accurate-

Mezza: sHut uP aLl oF yOu-

Mary walked downstairs to check what the commotion is all about.

Mae: Mary!

Mary: Hi Mae-

She walked to the kitchen and gave Mae a small hug before covering her ears.

Mary: What the fuck- did you idiots do-

Mezza: Liz started it-

Liz: No I didn't-

Ed: We're casually making ice cream sis-