The Brooch

A Kiss Hello

Ooooo! Tator done did it now! He might as well throw himself underneath the bus and wait for Maple on the freight train to come collide and smash it whole!

There are three things you don't mess with on a woman... One is her spirit... Two, if she has a child  and you dare mess with them? Run... And the other? Why that's her hair! And well Tator... he set fire two of those things! Her spirit and her hair! After that? Some would say, he was a dead man walking. Especially pulling her into that shower with him!

Maple in fury screamed! She turned around so fast as if she went from sweet innocent Dorothy in the Land of Oz, To the hells fire wicked witch of the east! With fire in her eyes, she stared down Tator with the force of a woman scorned!

"Grrrr! You jest did not toss me in this water!" She steamed! "Look at me! I'm wet!"

Course Tator just smirked and said not a word. He must like playing with fire! Well Maple's fire that is! There was no doubt she was about to lay into him!

"Malcolm Halbert Taterson! Oooo! I kin jest skin you alive!" Maple growled! "Oooo! I'm gonna__"

Suddenly Maple looked down... It finally dawned upon her, that Tator was in the buff! His birthday suit! Stark naked! Bared bum! Nude! A stupefied Maple covered her eyes so fast! It was like night and day! Why she twisted in that shower with the speed of light, trying to escape that shower! When she tried to push that wooden door open, Tator forced it shut! Lickety split! Why her face quickly went from a crimson of fury, to a bright scarlet red blush!

"Yo nude!" She screeched!

"As a baby's butt!" He replied as he began to lather the soap on him.

"Let me outta here!" She bashfully demanded!

"Nah..." He coyly replied. "I thank I like you jest where you are..."

"Shame on you!" She gasped!

Maple in haste, trying not to slip turned around. Course with her hands on her eyes as she fussed...

"Malcom Halbert..."

"The name is Tator." He grinned snatching her hands from her face.

Maple screeched!

"Open yo eyes, Maple.."

"No..."

"Open them!"

"No!"

"Maple__"

"I said no! I refuse!" She hissed!

"Fine then... we'll jest stay in this here shower, allllll night!"

Suddenly Maple popped her eyes open looking at a very, very nude Tator! She did her best to dare not look down! Not once! Okay maybe not twice! She couldn't believe that Tator had her in that position! Worse that he rigged the shower door shut. Just like her uncle would have done. Maple was floored to the max. And she was wet to the core.

Just as she was about to rant and go off on Tator again... Tator right in front of her pulled out something... Maple gasped! As Tator began to put it in his mouth. It was of course nothing but a toothbrush. Why he brushed his teeth right in front of her! Making sure she could see! Moreover, he stuck out his tongue for her to see. As he thoroughly brushed that down too. After he got through, he used the mouthwash. It was in short a slight jab at her. As the words Andrew has fresh breath came to bite her in the bum. Because there was no doubt in that moment he was letting her see... he did too. Maple felt trapped and she couldn't believe what was happening right before her eyes. Moreover , just how bold and bare, he was standing before her.