What? Percy, what the fuck?
Fuck you mean?! Bitch it's been what? Two years? Three? Where the fuck have you been!?
Idk, busy! And it's been like, one year.
SEMANTICS!!
Look, I know if neglected this story for a while, but I'm back now.
YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE ME A KID AND THEN FUCK OFF!!
I'M SORRY! SHIT! JUST LET ME WRITE CHAPTER 74!!
Fine! WAIT!! HOLD THE FUCK ON?! WHATS THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU REBOOTING ME?!
oh, shit. Uh, you heard about that nothing?
BITCH!!
FINE! Look, it's just a thought and it won't be a full reboot. Just a soft one. More like a version 2.0, ok? You'll still be you. Chaotic, OP as shit and a devilishly handsome fuck boy. Just, a little weaker, like I said still OP and the story will have less open ended plots, loose ends and will be a little more coherent.
Mmmm
You'll also get cool new transformations.
Hm? ... Will I still fuck?
Yes, you'll still fuck. It'll still be crack. Just instead of shoving your face into a mound of it, it'll be in near lines.
Alright. I'll allow it. You'll still update this one right?
Literally what I'm tryna do now my guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright people, it's back. For how long, shit who knows. But we'll enjoy this shit while we can.
YOU ARE READING
The Dead Nephilim
FanfictionPercy is the son of Hades, god of the Underworld and Lord of the Dead and Sally Jackson, the daughter of Satan and his wife Jezebeth.
