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Yellow Leader: I love you.
Orange Leader, not paying attention: What was that?
Yellow Leader: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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Sabre: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Professor Red: Explain.
Sabre: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Hypno: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Sabre:
Sabre: That's just another highlight!
Hypno:
Professor Red:
Sabre:
Professor Red: you need Therapy-
Sabre, Voice cracking: I KnOw!
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Leaf: This is a safety pin.
*cuts off end*
Leaf: It is now a danger pin.
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Violet Leader: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Violet (Crazed): Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Blaze: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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(After Blaze found out what Crazed did)
Blaze: I baked you a pie!
Violet (Crazed): Really?! What flavor?
Blaze: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
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Pheonix: I don't know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.
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Violet Leader: Well, has Violet (Crazed) been wrong before?
Sabre: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Blaze: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?
Sabre: *sighs*
Sabre: I killed a man.
Sabre: And I got A+'s when I was a kid but that doesn't matter
Blaze:...
Blaze: What was I Expecting?
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Professor Red, to Pheonix: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
Pheonix:...
Pheonix: I wish to Bash your head in with A Brick Sir, May I?
Professor Red:
Professor Red: Nope-
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Sabre: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
Blaze:
Leaf:
Pheonix:
Pheonix: I'm still Proud that you Scared that Vile Violet steve shitless.
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Red king: Colle, can I ask you a question?
Colle: You just did.
Red king: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Colle: You just did.
Red king, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
Colle: You just did.
Red king: When?!
Colle: Just now.
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Blaze: Why are you late?
Sabre: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Blaze: Overslept?
Sabre: Overslept.
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Violet (Crazed): I've organized your messages into three categories.
Violet (Crazed): "From Pheonix"
Violet (Crazed): "Death Threats"
Violet (Crazed): and "Death Threats From Pheonix"
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Colle: You're a lying piece of shit!
Professor Red: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Red King: I'm leaving and I'm taking Sabre with me!
Sabre, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
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Sabre, watching Pheonix do something stupid: Violet (Crazed), you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Violet (Crazed): Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Sabre: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Yellow Leader: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It's really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn't hate you so much, I might even be impressed.
Sabre: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Violet Leader!
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S.Violet Leader: Sabre has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Leaf: That can't be true!
S.Violet Leader: Watch this.
S.Violet Leader: Hey Sabre, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Sabre: *Throws themself out a window*
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Pheonix: *writing a letter*
Pheonix: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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