Pheonix: Don't look at me like that.
Professor Red smiling and kicking their feet behind them: Like what?
Pheonix: Like I'm the sun to you.
Professor Red:I was thinking more of the moon, but okay, I guess you can be both my moon and sun.
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Pheonix: Do you get how messed up it is that you would even say that?
Professor Red: What? All I said was-
Pheonix: Don't.
Professor Red: I just said-
Pheonix: Stop.
Professor Red: I love you?
Pheonix: Ugh! There you go again!
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Professor Red: Hey, Pheonix! Wanna see me hold the world in my hands?
Pheonix: Professor Red, that isn't possible.
Professor red: Yes it is!
Pheonix: Show me, then.
Professor Red: Fine!
Professor Red cups Pheonix's face
Professor Red: See? My entire world in my hands.
Pheonix becomes a flustered mess
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Professor Red: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (I'M SORRY)
Pheonix: What's that?
Professor Red: Remorse code
Pheonix: I'm angrier now
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Pheonix realises they're in love with Professor Red and is immediately filled with dread.
(I wonder why-)
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Pheonix trying to put out a fire that Professor Red accidentally started while trying to light their pumpkins
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Professor Red: I know these conditions aren't ideal—
Pheonix: I'm currently tied to a chair, but SURE, the situation just isn't IDEAL.
Professor Red:
Professor Red: Anyway—
(He wanted to touch her wings-)
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Pheonix: I'm okay.
Professor Red: Pheonix, you're BLEEDING.
Pheonix: I'm fine.
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Pheonix (concerning their relationship with Professor Red): I have been slowly going through the five stages of grief one by one.
Professor Red: *does some crazy dumb shit in the background*.
Pheonix: And I am finally at acceptance.
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Sabre: What's gone wrong, Professor Red?
Professor Red: Hey! That's one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.
Sabre: That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Professor Red: Well... There's a crisis.
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Professor Red: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Pheonix: What?
Professor Red: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Sabre: *Locks Professor Red in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Professor Red: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Professor Red: I need some help with my homework, Pheonix.
Pheonix: What's the assignment?
Professor Red: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Pheonix: What's your issue?
Professor Red: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue.
Pheonix: That's hard to believe.
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