FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 92

Alex: What are you planning to do?

Sabre: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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M: Pheonix/Reaper, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Pheonix/Reaper: Of course! I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?

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?n? S???e: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Corrupted Sabre: All the time.

?n? S???e: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Prof.Red, to RQ Dark steve: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

RQ Dark steve: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Prof.Red: You just told me you're pregnant.

?n? S???e: Congratulations RQ Dark steve, you're glowing!

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Hypno: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Ava: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Prof.Red: You can answer almost anything with "Not since the accident."

Hypno: Actually, you can't.

Time: Not since the accident.

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Pheonix/Reaper: M, you can do anything!

Prof.Red: Anything?

Pheonix/Reaper: Anything!

Prof.Red, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!

Pheonix/Reaper: Wait, not that!

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Night: Good news!

S.Sabre: You found where I hid your phone?

Night: ...

S.Sabre: You found your phone?

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M: If you had to choose between Corrupted Sabre and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Infected: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Corrupted Sabre: Infected!

M: 63 cents.

Infected: ...I'll take the money.

Corrupted Sabre: INFECTED!!!

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Hypno: Croissants: dropped

?n? S???e: Road: works ahead

S.Sabre: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Ava: Shavacado: fre

Evan: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Time:

Time: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Evan: Mint is just cold spicy.

The Squad: ...

Prof.Red: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.