PRSIV
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Sabre: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
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Yellow Leader: We wouldn't last two minutes without Sabre.
Yellow Leader:
Yellow Leader: Don't tell them I said that.
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Orange Leader: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Yellow Leader: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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M: Well, remember when Sabre made a romantic dinner for me?
Violet (Crazed): M, they microwaved you a pizza.
M: Let me dream.
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Violet (Crazed): Hey, Sabre, do you have feelings for me?
Sabre: Yeah, anger.
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Violet (Crazed): I have an army.
Yellow Leader: We have a Professor Red and a Sabre.
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S.Sabre: How was your day, Violet (Crazed)?
Violet (Crazed): Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
S.Sabre: Oh? And what does that mean?
Violet (Crazed): It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
S.Sabre:...
S.Sabre: This is going to be everyone's Happiest week.
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Sabre: *dies*
Blaze: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Violet Leader: Bullshit. One month.
Colle: Nah, half a month.
Thera, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Sabre JUST DIED!
Professor Red, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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Pheonix: I'd kill someone if you asked me to.
Sabre: I'm pretty sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask you to.
Pheonix:
Sabre:
Pheonix: Yeah your Right, I'M A VENGEFUL SPIRIT F*CKERS!
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Red King: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Sabre: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Professor Red: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Yellow Leader: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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Violet Leader: Whoa, Violet (Crazed), what's up with that angry face?
Violet (Crazed): Lilac won't stop talking about how "Ancient Egyptians were furries".
Lilac: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Violet (Crazed): Oh my god, SHUT UP!
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Violet (Crazed: Can we talk? One 10 to another?
Colle: I'm an 11 and your not even a 1, but continue.
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Sabre: What are you doing here?
S.Sabre: I could ask you the same question.
Sabre: I live here. This is my house.
S.Sabre: I should probably ask you a different question.
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Violet (crazed): I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.
(Does anyone agree with him? I know I don't-)
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Red King: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
S.Sabre: The souls of the innocent!
Sabre: A bagel.
S.Sabre: No!
Sabre: Two bagels.
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Blaze: Are you drinking enough water?
Sabre: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
Blaze:
Sabre:
Blaze: Are you okay?
Sabre, Crying: No, and haven't been for years.
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Blue Leader: M! Professor Red got that thing on the control panel working!
M: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.
Blue Leader: Yeah!
M: Any idea what it does?
Blue Leader: Not a clue.
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Colle: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Orange Leader: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Yellow Leader, scoffing: Oh, please.
Orange Leader, to Yellow Leader: Hey, how you doin'?
Yellow Leader:
Yellow Leader: *giggles and blushes*
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Sabre: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Orange Leader: Wasn't Blaze with you?
Blaze: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Pheonix: *walks into the room*
Sabre: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Professor Red: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
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Sabre: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.
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Sabre: You know, when I first met you, I really didn't like you.
Violet (Crazed), after a moment: ...I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?
Sabre: Nope!
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Orange Leader: Blaze, you were so wasted last night.
Blaze: I wasn't that drunk!
Orange Leader: ...You called a taxi home.
Blaze: Yeah! It's called being responsible!
Orange Leader: The party was at your house.
Blaze: ...Crap.
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