FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 5

Reaper/Pheonix: Is five a lot of followers?

Light: Depends on the context.

M: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Sabre: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

Ava: Define "dream".

Time: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Reaper/Pheonix: That's too dark!

Sabre, to the Squad: I'd die for you.

Nightmare: Then perish.

Assistant Steve: You will.

Reaper/Pheonix: Please don't.

Shadow Sabre: Cool.

SS Light: I'd die for you first.

Hypno: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Lucas: Why?

Hypno: Ross fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Reverse: Sabre doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Sabre: I'm a fool, not an idiot.

M: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

SS Dark: Oh, you've been?

M: Once. In Monopoly.

Assistant Steve: Time, I sense hostility.

Time: Good, because I hate you.

RQ Dark : *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Assistant Steve: This is light?!

Rainbow: Oh, hey, I didn't see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!

Assistant Steve: Oh! Yeah, I uh...

Assistant Steve: Didn't want to bother you.

Assistant Steve: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.

Lucas: Assistant Steve, when's your birthday?

Assistant Steve: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Lucas: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

RQ Rainbow: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.