Part 64

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Prof.Red: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.

Rainbow: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Prof.Red: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Corrupted Sabre: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Origin: Looks like someone's a HO.

Rainbow: NaBrO.

Pheonix/Reaper: I'm done with all of you!

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Ava, on the phone: Where are you?

Evan: I told you, I'm at work

Ava: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?

*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

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S.Sabre: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Sabre: All the time.

S.Sabre: Then you should be used to it by now.

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Ross, texting: Answer your phone

Hypno, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone

Ross: Understood

Ross, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Hypno.

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Nightmare: *venting endlessly to Rainbow/Orange about their week*

Rainbow/Orange, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

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Alex: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Rainbow: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Alex, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Rainbow: Spiders wearing flip flops.

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Sabre: Go big or go home!

Orange/Rainbow: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Sabre: I'm going big!

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Void: In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

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