Part 9

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by PheonixReaper7

by PheonixReaper7

Assistant Steve: RQ Rainbow, gather the others. We need to have another Hypno-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

Hypno: *coughs blood*

SS Dark: Don't die, Hypno!

Hypno: Don't tell me what to do!

Professor Red: Good morning!

Sabre: Is it? Is it really?

Corrupted Pheonix: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Reaper/Pheonix?

Reaper/Pheonix: Oh, Corrupted Pheonix. When I die, I'm taking you with me.

Corrupted Pheonix: I can't tell if that's a threat or a compliment.

Reaper/Pheonix: I'd think of it more as a grim inevitability.

Sabre: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

*The gang is about to do something dangerous*

Professor Red: Shouldn't someone give a pep talk?

Lucas: Go ahead.

Professor Red: Be careful.

Professor Red: Don't die.

Sabre: *Holds back a laugh*

Lucas: Great. We're all bloody inspired.

Hypno: We'll get back into there or die trying.

Ross: No one's dying.

Hypno: Not with that attitude.

Professor Red: Tell them to eat shit, Light.

Light: Tell them yourself.

Professor Red: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse.

Shadow Sabre: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Night: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener"?

Corrupted Pheonix:

Corrupted Pheonix: ...Should I not have?

Night: Will Ava be okay?

SS Dark: They won't be when I find them.

Sabre: Slash gamemode creative.

Assistant Steve: Dude, this isn't Min-

Sabre: *starts levitating*