Thera: What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?
Hypno: "Stalagmite" has an "m" in it.
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Night: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
Sabre: Real.
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Professor Red: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Night: This is light?!
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SS Origin: Alex, I...
SS Origin: I love you!
Alex: Not my problem.
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Sabre: M... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
M: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
Sabre: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
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Night: So... This is my full potential?
Ross: Yes.
Night: So, then it's...
Ross: All downhill from here.
Night: Like SS Origin.
Ross: I do not know what this SS Origin is. But it sounds disappointing.
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SS Origin: How long do you think it'll take?
Alex: I don't know, three or four.
SS Origin: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Alex: Yeah, maybe five.
SS Origin: Five what?!
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S.Rainbow (SS): Hey, Sabre?
Sabre, playing a video game with the squad: What?
S.Rainbow (SS): Can I share something with you from earlier today?
Sabre: Wh- what is it, S.Rainbow (SS)?
S.Rainbow (SS): Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
Sabre: Mhm.
S.Rainbow (SS): Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?
Sabre: Yeah?
S.Rainbow (SS): Your response.
Sabre: *trying not to crack up*
S.Rainbow (SS): At 9:30 in the morning.
S.Rainbow (SS): "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit"
Sabre: *laughing*
S.Rainbow (SS): No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization.
Sabre: You just made me dieeee...
S.Rainbow (SS): So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
S.Rainbow (SS): 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you.
S.Rainbow (SS): "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man"
Sabre: *wheezing with laughter*
S.Rainbow (SS): I respond "Sabre, you're scaring me." An hour passes-
S.Rainbow (SS): You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg"
S.Rainbow (SS): "im very tired"
Sabre: *struggling to breathe*
S.Rainbow (SS): And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Sabre, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-"
S.Rainbow (SS): IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later,
S.Rainbow (SS): "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"
S.Rainbow (SS): And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
Sabre: *falling over with laughter*
S.Rainbow (SS): "MARK ZUCKERBERG."
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