Part 45

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Pheonix/Reaper: Fight me!

Prof.Red, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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SS Origin: Shut it Indigo Leader, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends.

Indigo Leader: Lets survive this together!

SS Origin: I HOPE YOU DIE.

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Sabre, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Prof.Red: ...

Prof.Red: What's in the box?

Sabre: What woul-

Prof.Red: Sabre, what's in the box?

Sabre: I think you know.

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Origin: Alright, who's hogging the Netflix account? I've been locked out all week!

SS Light: Sucks to suck! I'm already on the 8th season of Friends!

green Leader: Not me.

Origin: Don't lie. I know it's not Threa or SS Origin.

green Leader: It's not me, really!

Origin: ...

green Leader: ...But it might be S.Sabre...

Origin: You gave S.Sabre access to our Netflix account!?!?

green Leader: They wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!

Origin: I'm going to kill you.

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SS Origin: Hey ?n? S???e, can you give me the opposite of these words?

SS Origin: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

?n? S???e: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

?n? S???e: The fucking satisfaction.

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?n? S???e: What's with the new hat?

green Leader: Oh, this? It's nothing.

Light: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw.

Pheonix/Reaper: green Leader, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat.

green Leader: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy.

SS Light: He's right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly... Kinda like that hat–

green Leader: I got this from a nice store!

?n? S???e: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum?

Evan, entering the room: What's up, green Leader? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?

green Leader: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror.

Evan: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon.

green Leader: ?n? S???e, do you think the hat looks bad?

?n? S???e: Oh, uh, me? Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana... Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

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