green Leader: It's alright, we have salt packets.
green Leader: Not the ones that snap in half, but sure.
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Void: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Night: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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Nightmare: What's your favorite high school memory?
Rainbow: LEAVING. FUCKING LEAVING!
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Pheonix/Reaper: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Prof.Red: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Pheonix/Reaper: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
Prof.Red: You take that back!!!
Pheonix/Reaper: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
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Blue Leader: Are you packed for the trip?
Night: Yup.
Blue Leader: Then where are your bags?
Night: All I'm bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.
Blue Leader: A change of underwear might be nice.
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RQ Dark Steve: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Sabre's birthday invitations.
?n? S???e: Well, what are they supposed to say?
RQ Dark Steve: "Sabre's birthday".
?n? S???e: So, what do they say instead?
RQ Dark Steve: "Sabre's bi".
?n? S???e:
?n? S???e: Works out either way.
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Evan: Knock, knock.
Light: Who's there?
Evan: Boo!
Light: Boo who?
Evan: Why are you crying?
Light: I'm not crying.
Evan: Hello notcrying, I'm Evan.
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