FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 21

Sabre: I'm in love with you.

M: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Sabre: I know.

M: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Prof.Red: Orange Leader noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.

RQ Dark steve: This reminds me of the Orange Leader who couldn't turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi.

Prof.Red: I'll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Orange Leader.

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Sabre: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

S.Sabre: It's Blue Leader's turn.

Blue Leader: Don't die.

S.Sabre, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

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Sabre: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Yellow leader: I think you mean cards.

Light: They did not.

Sabre, pulling out knives: I did not.

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green Leader: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Night: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Night: Look, Light, if you can fit your head down the gun's barrel, you can assume it doesn't have a non-lethal setting.

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Sabre: Help! I'm drowning!

Yellow Leader: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!

Sabre: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Sabre: Hey, Hypno! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?

Hypno: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Sabre: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.

Hypno:

Hypno: That's one way to say it, I guess...

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S.Sabre: Hypno, Night, I've left a letter telling your guardians not to worry—

Night: They won't.

S.Sabre: That you're safe—

Night: That'll just depress them.

S.Sabre: —and you'll see them in a few weeks.

Hypno: Do we have to?