Hypno: Adulting is hard.
Hypno: How do I quit?
Prof.Red: Time travel.
Pheonix/Reaper: Die.
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Hypno: Prof.Red just insisted Pheonix/Reaper and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Hypno: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Hypno, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Hypno: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...
Prof.Red: It was you the fuck.
Hypno: It was I the fuck...
Pheonix/Reaper: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Prof.Red: They the fuck.
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Hypno: What's it like being tall?
Hypno: Is it nice?
Hypno: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Prof.Red: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Pheonix/Reaper: It was one time!
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Hypno: So you're dating Pheonix/Reaper?
Prof.Red: What? No! I'm just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.
Hypno: That's literally a wedding ring.
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Hypno: H-how do you ask someone out?
Prof.Red: Well, first-
Pheonix/Reaper: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Hypno: ...And you said yes?
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Hypno: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Prof.Red: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Pheonix/Reaper walks in*
Prof.Red: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Pheonix/Reaper: Come on, Hypno. Nobody actually believes that Prof.Red is in love with me.
Hypno, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Prof.Red is helplessly in love with Pheonix/Reaper.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Pheonix/Reaper: Prof.Red, put your hand down.
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