Pheonix: Hey guys, today Professor Red pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.
Pheonix: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.
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Professor Red: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Pheonix: Actually, Professor Red, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
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Professor Red: Kill him.
Pheonix: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
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Professor Red: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Pheonix: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Professor Red: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Pheonix: We could attack them with hummus.
Professor Red: I stand corrected.
Pheonix: Just keeping things in perspective.
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Professor Red: You know what's funny about Pheonix? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.
Professor Red: don't tell Her I said that Though, She'd Probably kill me.
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Pheonix: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
Pheonix: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.
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Professor Red: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Pheonix: Yup.
Pheonix: Don't think you're special.
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Professor Red: Come on, you need to go to bed.
Pheonix Before She Ever Escaped The Lab: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die!
Professor Red: ...
Professor Red: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—
(And that is How Pheonix lost all Toy privileges-)
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Professor Red: Good morning!
Pheonix: Is it? Is it really?
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Pheonix: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Pheonix: Professor Red, why are you crying?
Professor Red: This book is so sad!!
Pheonix, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Professor Red:
Pheonix:
Professor Red: You need Help-
Pheonix: F*ck off.
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*Professor Red and Pheonix playing minecraft*
Professor Red: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Pheonix: What's wrong?
Professor Red: I did a thing.

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