Part 104- When Memories Resurface

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Pheonix: Hey guys, today Professor Red pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.

Pheonix: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.

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Professor Red: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Pheonix: Actually, Professor Red, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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Professor Red: Kill him.

Pheonix: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

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Professor Red: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Pheonix: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

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Professor Red: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Pheonix: We could attack them with hummus.

Professor Red: I stand corrected.

Pheonix: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Professor Red: You know what's funny about Pheonix? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.

Professor Red: don't tell Her I said that Though, She'd Probably kill me.

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Pheonix: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

Pheonix: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

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Professor Red: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Pheonix: Yup.

Pheonix: Don't think you're special.

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Professor Red: Come on, you need to go to bed.

Pheonix Before She Ever Escaped The Lab: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die!

Professor Red: ...

Professor Red: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—

(And that is How Pheonix lost all Toy privileges-)

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Professor Red: Good morning!

Pheonix: Is it? Is it really?

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Pheonix: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Pheonix: Professor Red, why are you crying?

Professor Red: This book is so sad!!

Pheonix, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Professor Red:

Pheonix:

Professor Red: You need Help-

Pheonix: F*ck off.

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*Professor Red and Pheonix playing minecraft*

Professor Red: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

Pheonix: What's wrong?

Professor Red: I did a thing.

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