Sabre: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Evan: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Sabre: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Evan: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.
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S.Sabre: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Pheonix/Reaper: It's Pheonix/Reaper.
S.Sabre: What did they do this time?
Pheonix/Reaper: No, it's me, S.Sabre. It's actually me.
S.Sabre: What did you do this time?
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Ava: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Prof.Red: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
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S.Sabre: Can I get a waffle?
?n? S???e and Corrupted Sabre: *fighting and yelling at each other*
S.Sabre: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
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Infected: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Sabre: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
M: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
?n? S???e: I handle our accounting.
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Corrupted Sabre: Did you take out Prof.Red as I requested?
Reaper/Pheonix/Infected: Prof.Red has been taken out, yes.
Corrupted Sabre: You have my grat-
Reaper/Pheonix/Infected: It was a great restaurant.
Reaper/Pheonix/Infected: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Reaper/Pheonix/Infected: Prof.Red proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.
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Alex: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Time: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
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Corrupted Sabre: Nice rock.
Pheonix/Reaper/Infected: Thanks, Colle/Lucas gave it to me.
Colle/Lucas: I threw it at you!
Pheonix/Reaper/Infected: Aren't they the sweetest?
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Infected, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast.
?n? S???e: You're kinda ugly.
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Ava: I am a ninja.
?n? S???e: No, you're not.
Ava: Did you see me do that?
?n? S???e: Do what?
Ava: Exactly.
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