FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 47

Ava: Hand me the people opener.

Origin: ...

Origin: Pardon?

Ava, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!

Origin, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Ava: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Origin: Knife. It's called a knife.

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Ava: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Ava: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.

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Sabre: So, what's M's type?

Void: silver eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, bird lover.

Sabre: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we're just friends.

Void: Did I mention oblivious?

Sabre: Yeah, why?

Void: Okay, just making sure.

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Ava: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Prof.Red: Literally or figuratively?

Ava: I have to specify?

Prof.Red:

Ava: You are now my fat-

M: NO-

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Indigo Leader: Stressed.

Rainbow: Depressed.

Sabre: Possessed.

SS Dark Steve: Obsessed.

Blue Leader: Impressed.

SS Origin: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

SS Origin: I just wanted to join in.

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Ross: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Light: I photosynthesize with this.

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SS Origin: Sabre, I am questioning your sanity...

Night: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like M*

M: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.