Part 60

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*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*

SS Dark steve: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.

?n? S???e: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...

Light: *has a panic attack* What confession?

Seer: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.

Corrupted Sabre: So what? Are you going to date me or not?

Prof.Red: It was a dare-

(It wasn't a Dare-)

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Alex: Wait. Where's Hypno? They love Dungeons and Dragons.

SS Dark Steve: I thought you invited them.

Light: Uh, I thought RQ Dark steve invited them.

RQ Dark steve: I thought Yellow leader invited them.

Yellow leader: I never invite them.

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Night: Why did you kidnap Pheonix/Reaper!?!?!

Nightmare: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...

S.Sabre: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.

Night: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

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Void: Die.

Indigo Leader: Please don't die!

Void: DIE!

Indigo Leader: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Yellow leader, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Prof.Red, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Indigo Leader wants Void to accept it as their kid.

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Orange Leader: Christmas lights?

Violet Leader: Check.

Time: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Violet Leader: Check.

SS Light: Santa suits?

Violet Leader: Check.

Origin: Shovel?

Violet Leader: Check.

SS Origin: Alibi and bail money?

Violet Leader: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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SS Light: Yesterday, I overheard S.Sabre saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Void replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Void: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

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