Part 70

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Night: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?

green Leader: A character!

Seer: A setting!

SS Origin, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Sabre: How do you do that?

Orange/Rainbow: I'm fearless.

green Leader: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Orange/Rainbow: I'm mostly fearless.

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RQ Dark steve, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I've been insulted.

RQ Dark steve: It's been about 5 seconds since I've been assaulted, but let's not talk about that.

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green Leader: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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SS Origin: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Light: The afterlife, I guess.

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Sabre: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Corrupted Sabre: This is a judgement free zone.

*Pulls out a knife the size of their forearm*

Corrupted Sabre: And I mean it.

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S.Sabre: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Violet Leader: What?

S.Sabre: Good luck.

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SS Origin: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Pheonix/Reaper: You're welcome.

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green Leader, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Sabre: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Sabre: Here you go.

green Leader:

Sabre:

SS Origin: Why am I here?

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