Part 69

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Colle/Lucas: Are pigeons drones?

Orange/Rainbow: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

Colle/Lucas: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!

Orange/Rainbow: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

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Rainbow, watching Alex & Pheonix/Reaper panic : What's going on?

Orange/Rainbow: Alex is having a midlife crisis and Pheonix/Reaper is just having a crisis.

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RQ Dark Steve: Prof.Red won't come out of His room!

Pheonix/reaper: Just tell them I said something.

RQ Dark Steve: Like what?

Pheonix/Reaper: Anything factually incorrect.

RQ Dark Steve, shrugging: If you say so.

Prof.Red, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Blue Leader: I'm not doing to well.

M: What's wrong?

Blue Leader: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Seer enters the room*

Blue Leader: There it is again.

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Violet Leader: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you.

Colle/Lucas: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!

Violet Leader: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

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Hypno, watching SS Origin do something stupid: Indigo Leader, you're officially only the second highest risk here.

Indigo Leader: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—

Hypno: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Hypno, Before he met Sabre and Rainbow: Death penalty.

SS Dark Steve, from the gallery: Hypno, it's just a parking ticket.

Hypno, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

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Orange/Rainbow: Damn, SS Dark Steve, are you secretly cool?

SS Dark Steve: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Orange/Rainbow: I do not.


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