Professor Red: Alright Mystery, Sabre. Let's go over this one more time.
Professor Red: If something breaks?
Mystery: We try to fix it before Pheonix gets home.
Professor Red: If it doesn't work?
Sabre: We blame Victoria (da abusive Bitch).
Victoria (da abusive Bitch): Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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Mystery, after asking the squad how to get rust off of a blade: Thank you good people oddly versed in knives.
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Sabre, trying to comfort Professor Red: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Professor Red: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains...
Sarah (Da Bitch): A ray of hope for me!
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Victoria (da abusive Bitch): Any questions?
Mystery: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Victoria (da abusive Bitch): Uh, a plan, duh...
Sarah (Da Bitch): Mystery, chill, I know it's weird, but Victoria (da abusive Bitch) has a point.
Mystery:
Mystery: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
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Pheonix: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...
Professor Red: What's updog?
Pheonix: Sabre! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Sabre: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
Pheonix: No. No, Sabre, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Sabre calls Mystery. Number five: Professor Red gets eaten by a shark.
Professor Red: I'm Professor Red, and I approve the order of that list.
(This is IF Sabre Broke Up with Mystery/M aka also IF they got together- Which we all want)
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Professor Red: If anyone needs me, then fuck off.
Pheonix:
Sabre:
Mystery/M
Professor Red:
Professor red: Other then you guys.
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Sabre: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Sarah (Da Bitch), used to Sabre being dumb: Sure...
Sabre: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Sarah (Da Bitch): Okay?
Sabre: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Sarah (Da Bitch):
Sabre: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Sarah (Da Bitch): Jesus, that one is a little-
Mystery/M, interested: No, no, Sabre, keep going.
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Sarah (Da Bitch): They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Pheonix: Thank god.
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Victoria (da abusive Bitch): What have I done wrong?!
Sabre: Everything. For your entire life.
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Professor Red: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Professor Red lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Sarah (Da Bitch): Sabre's gonna kill me.
Professor Red: No, He'll probably make me do it.
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*Thump noise*
Pheonix, from the other room: What happened?!
Mystery/M: Sabre's shirt fell.
Pheonix: Why was it loud?
Mystery/M: It had them inside.
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Pheonix: I'm at a loss for words!
Professor Red: Despite being 'at a loss for words', Pheonix yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Sabre: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
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