FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 6

RQ Dark : Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

SS Light: ...what happened?

RQ Dark : I made a VERY bad mistake.

Threa: You know what your problem is?

Sabre: I only have one?

SS Light: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...

SS Light: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Ava: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Time: So did their neck.

Hypno: Can we go out to get icecream?

Ava: Did you ask Assistant Steve?

Hypno: They said no.

Ava: Then why did you ask me?

Hypno: They're not the boss of you.

Ava, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

Ross: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Sabre: Well, on a good day, I'm both.

Hypno: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Reaper/Pheonix: Hypno, please. We've in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Hypno: ...

Reaper/Pheonix: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Hypno: ...

Reaper/Pheonix: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Sabre: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Sabre, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Sabre, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Sabre: Somebody moved my Chickens, and now I am going to start killing.

Nightmare, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Corrupted Pheonix, standing in front of Nightmare: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

Nightmare, crying: Please...stop...

Sabre: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "Oh, Sabre is such a nice person, Sabre is so happy-go-lucky! Sabre can't be in a bad mood!" Well, you know what? Sabre CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Sabre IS be in a bad mood.

Ava: SS Dark! This soup is flaccid!

SS Dark: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Rainbow: And now for a gay update with Sabre and M.

Sabre: Getting gayer.

Rainbow: Thank you, Sabre.