Part 85

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Prof.Red: I type how I think.

Hypno: Odd that you type at all then.

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Night, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Ava: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Ava: Here you go.

Night:

Ava:

SS Dark steve: Why am I here?

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Pheonix/Reaper: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?

?n? S???e: Half-full, definitely.

?n? S???e: Half-full and constantly rising.

?n? S???e: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

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?n? S???e: Hey, S.Sabre?

S.Sabre: Yeah?

?n? S???e: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

S.Sabre:

S.Sabre: Where's Infected?

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M: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

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Night: You really believe in Hypno?

Pheonix/Reaper: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.

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S.Sabre, to Infected: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Nightmare: M, I'm afraid.

M: Just stay close to ?n? S???e.

Nightmare: That's why I'm afraid.

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M: Who hurt you?

Sabre: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

M: ...Yes, actually.

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Sabre: Evan, no.

Evan: Evan, yes.

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Sabre: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Hypno: I have a problem.

Ava: Kill it.

Hypno: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Infected, texting Prof.Red: I'm a theif.

Prof.Red: Thief.

Infected: Theif.

Prof.Red: I before E except after C.

Infected: Thceif.

Prof.Red: NO.



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