Part 55

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Threa: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?

Indigo Leader: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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RQ Dark steve: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Evan: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

RQ Dark steve: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

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Origin, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Ava: Yeah, SS Origin will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Origin: Exactly, I will straight up-

Origin:

Origin, tearing up: Ava, why would you say that?!

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Violet Leader: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Sabre: Oh, we've had worse.

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Seer: Wait- Your arresting me because I'm a homo?!

M: ...Homicide. You killed your whole family.

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SS Origin: You bought a taco?

Time: Yes.

SS Origin: From the same truck that hit Yellow Leader?!

Time, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

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Prof.Red: I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face, but with words!

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SS Origin: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Prof.Red: Good, I hope it's lethal.

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Corrupted Sabre: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

Alex, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Voidafia, that's what.

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Rainbow: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Void: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Rainbow: Oh...

Sabre, from across the room: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Prof.Red: What are you eating?

Pheonix/Reaper: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Prof.Red: I like you, don't I?

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Seer, in SS Dark Steve's window: I thought I'd find you here!

RQ Dark steve, climbing past Seer: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-


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