FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)
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    Part 94

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    Painted Red Shaded in Violet Au

    Light: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener"?
    Pheonix:
    Pheonix: ...Should I not have?
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    Blaze, clearly drunk: River, hit me another drink... wooOO HOOoo...
    River: I think you need a therapist and not a bottle.
    Blaze: I think yooOOoou need to shuUT YOUR MOUTH!
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    Pheonix: May luck (and this picture of Professor Red eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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    Blaze: Sabre, gather the others. We need to have another Pheonix-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
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    Thera, looking at Leaf, Pheonix and Sabre: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
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    Blue Leader: Do you need help getting up?
    Lilac: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
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    Hypno: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
    Sabre: All good bro, any time.
    Hypno: Fuck you.
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    Violet/ Crazed: I was arrested for being too cool.
    Pheonix to Everyone else: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
    Pheonix Being a F*cking Ghost and Looking pissed off: WHICH I CALL F*CKING B*LLSH*T!
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    Hypno: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
    River: ... Your what?
    Hypno: My friends.
    Blazer: Are they saying "friends"?
    M: I think they're being sarcastic.
    Sabre: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Hypno! All of your friends are in this room.
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    Leaf: Pheonix, what did you just do!?
    Pheonix: I took your advice. I stopped running from the problem and I tackled it head on.
    Leaf: I meant try emotional honesty, not murder!!
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    Thera: When was the last time you cried?
    River: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
    Thera: really? That recent?
    River: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*
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    Professor Red: I met this person on tinder and asked for their last name. They sent it to me and went "Doing a little background check? You might find out I'm a murderer, just ignore that" with a kissy wink emoji. Alright so I good sense of humour.
    Professor Red: I looked them up, they were a murderer.
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    River: *lying down and crying*
    Violet/Crazed: There, there. Why don't you take some time off to not be around me while you're like this?
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    Violet/Crazed: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. 
    Blue Leader: So you're just gonna wait until Pheonix is in danger and save them? 
    Violet/Crazed: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. 
    Blue Leader: ... 
    Blue Leader: You're insane.
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