Professor Red: *out cold on the ground*
Pheonix: Oh my god, do you think they're okay?!
Sabre, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Professor Red's face*
(I care-)
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Professor Red: *watching their house burn down*
Professor Red:
Professor Red: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Pheonix: Awww, why don't you like cats, Sabre? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Sarah: I don't know Pheonix, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Pheonix:
Sarah: I'm ALLERGIC.
Pheonix:
Sarah:
Professor Red: Die.
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Pheonix: Breathe, just breathe.
Sabre: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure!
Professor Red: Awww, that never bothered you before.
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Pheonix: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Professor Red: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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Pheonix: You know, Professor Red, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Professor Red: ...
Professor Red: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
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Pheonix: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
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Sabre: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Pheonix: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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Professor Red: Come to think of it... You've always been nice to me.
Professor Red: I mean, you listen to all my problems-
Pheonix: No, Professor Red I just simply stand here while you talk, there's a big difference.
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Professor Red: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Pheonix: Professor Red, NO!
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Pheonix: Uhh.. Professor Red just asked if we want to...
Pheonix: "Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?"
Sabre, not even looking up from their phone: They're asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Pheonix: Oh, that makes more sense.
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*Pheonix and Professor Red flirting with each other yet again*
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