Orange Leader: My bad, It's a knee jerk response.
Night, holding Violet Leader's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???
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Origin: Hey, what are you reading?
Alex: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Origin: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Hypno: So it's just a Notebook?
Alex: It's just a Notebook.
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Origin: Go to hell!
Pheonix/Reaper: Where do you think I come from?
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Cop: What are your names?
SS Light: Don't tell them, Light.
Cop, writing: Light...
SS Light: Crap.
Light: Nice going, SS Light.
Cop:
Light: Uh oh.
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Evan, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.
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Prof.Red, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.
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Violet Leader: I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy.
Violet Leader: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Corrupted Sabre, if you're out there—
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Sabre: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Rainbow, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Pheonix/Reaper, Light, and ?n? S???e: *spinning a little and talking*
Sabre, Rainbow, and Lucas/Colle: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
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S.Sabre: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING.
S.Sabre: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SONGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY!
Time: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst.
S.Sabre: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*
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