Part 3

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by PheonixReaper7

by PheonixReaper7

Ross: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.

*Reverse gets a phone call*

Reverse: Hello?

Corrupted Pheonix: Hi, is Lucas there? I need to talk to them.

Reverse: No, Lucas is dead.

Lucas, very much alive next to Reverse: REVERSE WHAT THE FUCK-

Sabre: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Nightmare: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

Reaper/Pheonix: Don't stay up all night, Light. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

Rainbow: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

M: I trusted you!

SS Dark: Why?

Sabre: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Sabre, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

SS Dark: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Rainbow: Spear.

SS Dark: BLOCKED.

Rainbow: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Light: Okay?

Rainbow: ...

Rainbow: Actually it's gonna bug me if I don't, so—

M: Who's in charge here?

Sabre, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Nightmare: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!

RQ Rainbow: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Sabre: More or less, I guess...

Threa: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!

RQ Dark: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.

Time: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

RQ Dark : Can you pass the salt?

Nightmare: Can you pass away?

RQ Dark : Too much salt.