Sabre, teaching RQ Dark steve to drive: Okay, you're driving and Blue Leader and Void walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
RQ Dark steve: Oh, definitely Void. I could never hurt Blue Leader.
Sabre, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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green Leader: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Origin: 'Prettiest Smile'
Violet Leader: 'Nicest Personality'
Void: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Ross: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Yellow leader: I may be antisocial and unattractive.
Orange/Rainbow: ...but?
Yellow leader: That's all.
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M: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Blue Leader: This should be illegal!
Void: It is.
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Evan: I am 39 cheetos tall.
green Leader: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Evan: Because we're out of doritos.
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M: I love you.
Sabre: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*M and Sabre kiss passionately*
Hypno, to Prof.Red: You owe me 20 dollars.
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Hypno: I don't hate you. I hate everyone.
SS Dark steve: The feeling is mutual.
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Night: What are y'all's favorite things to wake up to?
RQ Dark steve: Breakfast in bed!
Light: Emails from AO3!
Prof.Red: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Prof.Red: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.
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RQ Dark steve: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Hypno, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Hypno: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.
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Orange/Rainbow: Why are you wearing glasses?
Seer: Errr...reading...?
Orange/Rainbow: Reading?
Orange/Rainbow: I didn't know you could read.
YOU ARE READING
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