FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 77 Sabre and M

M: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Sabre: Oh. We're going out?

M: Wh...

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*Sabre is crying after a breakup*

M: There there, Sabre.

Sabre, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

M: Great question—

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Sabre: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

M: I wrote you a poem.

Sabre, already crying: You did?

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M: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Sabre: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

M: Yes.

Sabre: I'd sleep.

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*Sabre and M are in Paris.*

Sabre: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?

M: But...

Sabre: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

M: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Sabre: Yeah.

M: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.

Sabre: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

M: Okay, alright.

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M: Are you sure Sabre's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

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Sabre: You got a date yet M?

M: No...

Sabre: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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M: Are you ready to commit?

Sabre: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Sabre, sweating: M, there's something I need to ask you-

M: Finally! You're proposing!

Sabre: How'd you know?

M: Sabre, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.

M: I even picked it up once.