Part 4

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Hypno: *closes a cabinet*

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

Lucas: What was that?

Hypno: The sound of someone else's problem.

Reverse: You can do it Threa!

Reverse: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

Ross: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Corrupted Pheonix: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

*when the Squad drops food*

SS Light: Eh, oh well.

Lucas: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Hypno: FUCK!

Professor Red: *just gets more food*

Sabre: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Rainbow: *eats the food off the ground*

Corrupted Pheonix: Once Reverse thanked me and I couldn't decide between "No problem!" and "No worries!" so I yelled "No worms!" to them as they walked away.

Hypno: Guess what I'm about to get!

Corrupted Pheonix: On my nerves.

Time: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Corrupted Pheonix: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Time: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Shadow Sabre: Actually I did the math, Corrupted Pheonix would have $225, not $0.15.

Corrupted Pheonix: Fam I'm right here....

Threa: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Time: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Threa: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Time: :(

Shadow Sabre: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Corrupted Pheonix would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Threa: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Shadow Sabre: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Night: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Shadow Sabre: Apply juice to what.

Night: Directly to the forehead.

Corrupted Pheonix: Great chat everyone.

*Corrupted Pheonix is fighting a monster*

SS Dark: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Corrupted Pheonix: The power to believe in myself!?

SS Dark: No, a knife! Stab it!

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