Hypno: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Lucas: What was that?
Hypno: The sound of someone else's problem.
Reverse: You can do it Threa!
Reverse: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.
Ross: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Corrupted Pheonix: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.
*when the Squad drops food*
SS Light: Eh, oh well.
Lucas: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Hypno: FUCK!
Professor Red: *just gets more food*
Sabre: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
Rainbow: *eats the food off the ground*
Corrupted Pheonix: Once Reverse thanked me and I couldn't decide between "No problem!" and "No worries!" so I yelled "No worms!" to them as they walked away.
Hypno: Guess what I'm about to get!
Corrupted Pheonix: On my nerves.
Time: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Corrupted Pheonix: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Time: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Shadow Sabre: Actually I did the math, Corrupted Pheonix would have $225, not $0.15.
Corrupted Pheonix: Fam I'm right here....
Threa: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Time: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Threa: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Time: :(
Shadow Sabre: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Corrupted Pheonix would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Threa: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Shadow Sabre: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Night: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Shadow Sabre: Apply juice to what.
Night: Directly to the forehead.
Corrupted Pheonix: Great chat everyone.
*Corrupted Pheonix is fighting a monster*
SS Dark: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Corrupted Pheonix: The power to believe in myself!?
SS Dark: No, a knife! Stab it!
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