Part 36

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by PheonixReaper7

by PheonixReaper7

Sabre: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

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Seer: Hey, Hypno?

Hypno, playing a video game with the squad: What?

Seer: Can I share something with you from earlier today?

Hypno: Wh- what is it, Seer?

Seer: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.

Hypno: Mhm.

Seer: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?

Hypno: Yeah?

Seer: Your response.

Hypno: *trying not to crack up*

Seer: At 9:30 in the morning.

Seer: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit"

Hypno: *laughing*

Seer: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization.

Hypno: You just made me dieeee...

Seer: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."

Seer: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you.

Seer: "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man"

Hypno: *wheezing with laughter*

Seer: I respond "Hypno, you're scaring me." An hour passes-

Seer: You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg"

Seer: "im very tired"

Hypno: *struggling to breathe*

Seer: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Hypno, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-"

Seer: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later,

Seer: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"

Seer: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,

Hypno: *falling over with laughter*

Seer: "MARK ZUCKERBERG."