Part 54

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green Leader: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...

Hypno: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

green Leader: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...

Sabre: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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*Pheonix/Reaper and Hypno are planning to break in somewhere*

Pheonix/Reaper: We need to distract the guards.

Hypno: Right.

Pheonix/Reaper: What are we gonna do?

Hypno: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.

Pheonix/Reaper:

Hypno:

Pheonix/Reaper: Deal.

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*the TV is freaking out*

Nightmare: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Nightmare: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.

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Time: May luck (and this picture of Sabre eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

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*Something crashes*

RQ Dark steve: Shoot-

Prof.Red: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

SS Origin: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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Time: ?n? S???e! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

?n? S???e: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Hypno: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Orange/Rainbow: Navy blue isn't your color.

Hypno: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Orange/Rainbow*

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Rainbow: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Rainbow: Which one? I have seven.

Sabre, distantly: HEY!!!


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