green Leader: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Hypno: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
green Leader: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Sabre: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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*Pheonix/Reaper and Hypno are planning to break in somewhere*
Pheonix/Reaper: We need to distract the guards.
Hypno: Right.
Pheonix/Reaper: What are we gonna do?
Hypno: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Pheonix/Reaper:
Hypno:
Pheonix/Reaper: Deal.
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*the TV is freaking out*
Nightmare: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Nightmare: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
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Time: May luck (and this picture of Sabre eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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*Something crashes*
RQ Dark steve: Shoot-
Prof.Red: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
SS Origin: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
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Time: ?n? S???e! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
?n? S???e: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Hypno: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Orange/Rainbow: Navy blue isn't your color.
Hypno: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Orange/Rainbow*
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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
Rainbow: Which one? I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Rainbow: Which one? I have seven.
Sabre, distantly: HEY!!!
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