FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 23

*The Squad using an Ouija board*

S.Sabre: Tell us... Is there a spirit in this house?

Spirit, through the board: YES.

SS Dark Steve: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.

M: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.

Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

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Sabre: Seer, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Seer: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Night: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Void: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Hypno: Please pray for Pheonix/Reaper.

Ross: What happened to them?

Hypno: Nothing, they're just very stupid.

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Night, watching Colle/Lucas & Orange/Rainbow panic : What's going on?

Ava: Colle/Lucas is having a midlife crisis and Orange/Rainbow is just having a crisis.

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Prof.Red: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "what the fuck? that's illegal!" and "you can't do that!". Like, c'mon, let me talk!

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Sabre: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers "I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here."

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S.Sabre: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?

Prof.Red: Oh... I'd mildly trouble everyone.

S.Sabre: Alright, so what would you do?

Prof.Red: I'd shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.

Prof.Red: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren't working.

Prof.Red: I'd make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.

Prof.Red: And I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together.

Prof.Red: And then lastly, I'd snip a little hole in every tea bag.

S.Sabre:

S.Sabre: Remind me to never allow you to have power.