Part 11

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Light: How has life been treating you lately?

Sabre: Horribly.

SS Light: Why are you smiling?

Hypno: What? I can't just be happy?

Sabre: Nightmare tripped and fell in the parking lot.

*Sabre and Time's house is on fire, but they don't know it*

Sabre: Damn, it's hot in here.

Time: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!

Sabre:

Sabre: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.

Time: What?

Sabre: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

Shadow Sabre: The shadow realm? No, I'm sending you to Ohio!

Sabre: Caw caw, motherfuckers.

Reverse: I hate M.

Nightmare: Don't say hate. That is a mean word.

Reverse: Fine, I LOATHE M.

Nightmare, texting: O

Corrupted Pheonix: What?

Nightmare: Don't read into that.

Corrupted Pheonix: But I will read into that.

Nightmare: HOW?! IT'S A LETTER!

Corrupted Pheonix: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?

Nightmare: Dude, really?

Nightmare: It's a fucking letter.

Corrupted Pheonix: It could stand for something!

Nightmare: IT DOESN'T, I PROMISE!

Corrupted Pheonix: Like Oppression! Or worse...

Nightmare: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/

Corrupted Pheonix: Optometrist.

Nightmare: Oh my God...

Threa: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Sabre: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

Hypno: What would M think?

Sabre: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?

Hypno: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Hypno: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Hypno: Orange.


Night: Why would anyone want to harm Nightmare?

SS Light: Maybe because they met them?

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