Part 32

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Blue Leader: So, what is Ava to you?

Light: The reason I wake up every morning.

Blue Leader: ...That's adorable.

Ava earlier that morning, barging into Light′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Blue Leader: green Leader's first detention, I'm so proud.

Ava: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?

Colle/Lucas: Because they're an idiot.

Yellow leader, terrified: They can do that??

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Nightmare: Hey, do you know the password to Yellow Leader's computer?

Colle/Lucas: Fuck you, Nightmare.

Nightmare: Hey!!

Colle/Lucas: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouNightmare".

Nightmare: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Rainbow: I won a new phone in a race.

SS Origin: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Rainbow?

Rainbow: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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green Leader: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!

SS Origin: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.

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Prof.Red: Okay, what does A stand for?

Ava: Arson.

Prof.Red: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Ava: Barson.

Colle/Lucas: *laughter*

Prof.Red: What stands for C?

Ava: Commit arson.

Colle/Lucas: Oooo. Prof.Red: D!

Ava: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Colle/Lucas: *more laughter*

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Ava: Good morning!

Colle/Lucas: Is it? Is it really?

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Time: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:

Time: SS Dark Steve, what the actual FUCK?


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