Part 57

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by PheonixReaper7

by PheonixReaper7

SS Origin: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Sabre: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

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Squad reactions to being called straight:

Evan: The fuck, no I'm not.

?n? S???e: Excuse the hell out of you?

Orange/Rainbow: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Sabre: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Evan: Rude.

Hypno: *punches the person*

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Evan: Don't trust everything you see on the internet.

Void: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Evan: *Takes away Void's phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Threa: Say no to drugs.

Threa: Say yes to drugs.

Threa: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

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Yellow leader: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.

Yellow leader: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.

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Prof.Red: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Pheonix/Reaper: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

?n? S???e: And you just ran away?!

Prof.Red: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

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Violet Leader: So I got this amazing plan!

Origin: We fail almost every time you say that.

Violet Leader: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.