Part 19

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Orange/Rainbow: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.

Rainbow: What?

Orange/Rainbow: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.

Rainbow: So a calzone?

Orange/Rainbow: You can't just name things I dream up.

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Rainbow: So, what's for dinner?

Ava, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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*After Nightmare killed Sabre*

Orange Leader: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You're horrible! You're an irredeemable monster!

Nightmare: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!

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S.Sabre: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

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Violet Leader: My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically Violet Leader Jr.

Yellow leader: But who comes up when you look up Violet Leader on Google?

Orange Leader: That's what I thought!

Yellow leader: One Violet Leader to rule them all!

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Ross: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?

Prof.Red, Joking: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

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Prof.Red: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Time: Sleeping is nice.

Prof.Red: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

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SS Dark Steve: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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Sabre: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

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Time: SS Light, is that legal?

SS Light: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

Hypno:...

Hypno: I taught you well.

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Hypno: Where are your parents?

Sabre: What are parents?

Hypno: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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