Pheonix/Reaper: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Prof.Red periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'
Pheonix/Reaper: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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Prof.Red: I trusted you!
Pheonix/Reaper: Why?
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Pheonix/Reaper: Fight me!
Prof.Red, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Pheonix/Reaper: *angrily presses Prof.Red against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Prof.Red: ...
Prof.Red: Are we about to kiss-
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Pheonix/Reaper: I owe you one.
Prof.Red: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Pheonix/Reaper: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Pheonix/Reaper: Are we fighting or flirting?
Prof.Red: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Pheonix/Reaper: Your point?
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Pheonix/Reaper: You have to apologize to them Prof.Red.
Prof.Red: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Prof.Red: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Pheonix/Reaper: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Prof.Red: But you're always acting stupid?
Pheonix/Reaper: ...
Pheonix/Reaper: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Prof.Red, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Pheonix/Reaper, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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Prof.Red: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Pheonix/Reaper: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Prof.Red: The fourth sentence-
Pheonix/Reaper: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I-
Prof.Red: It's "you're" not "your".
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Prof.Red: This date is boring!
Pheonix/Reaper: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Prof.Red: Then why did you invite me?
Pheonix/Reaper: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Pheonix/Reaper I'll do whatever I want!
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