FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 13

Yellow leader: Bitches be like "he's my right hand man" JUST SAY HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. SAY IT.

Lucas: Yellow leader have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

Yellow leader: Yellow leader has reconsidered. You're right.

Seer: Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth.

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green Leader, putting their hands over Colle's eyes: Guess who!

Colle/Lucas: It's either green Leader or the cold, clammy hands of death.

green Leader, putting their hands away: It's green Leader!

Colle/Lucas: Dammit.

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Violet Leader: I'm going to kill Rainbow!

Hypno, completely monotone: Oh no. Don't.

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Rainbow: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that's fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I'm dumb as hell!

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Hypno: Hi, I'm Indigo Leader's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?

Hypno: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

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Blue Leader: I want a trip down memory lane.

Seer: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Blue Leader's lap*

Seer: I heard you needed these?

Blue Leader: YES! ALL OF THEM!

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SS Light: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)

Yellow leader: What's that?

SS Light: Remorse code.

Yellow leader: I'm even angrier now.

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Night: Why is Evan crying?

Indigo Leader: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Evan: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Night: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-

Evan: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Night: NO, NOT THAT!

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