Part 29

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RQ Dark steve: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Orange Leader, used to RQ Dark steve being dumb: Sure...

RQ Dark steve: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Orange Leader: Okay?

RQ Dark steve: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Orange Leader:

RQ Dark steve: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Orange Leader: Jesus, that one is a little-

Sabre, interested: No, no, RQ Dark steve, keep going.

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S.Sabre: You're pathetic!

Blue Leader: You're pathetic-er!

Hypno: You're both losers.

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Yellow leader: That shirt looks great, Seer.

Seer: Thanks.

Yellow leader: But I bet it would look even better on Colle/Lucas's floor.

Colle/Lucas: Are you hitting on Seer... for me?

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Sabre: Thanks fam!

SS Dark Steve: Oh no.

Night: *cries* I love you too.

Indigo Leader: Sounds fake, but okay.

RQ Dark steve: *A flustered mess*

Prof.Red: Can I get a refund?

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Blue Leader: Did you have to stab them?

Sabre: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.

Blue Leader: What did they say?

Sabre: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Blue Leader: That's fair.

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*playing twister*

SS Origin: Right hand red.

M: *ends up on top of Sabre*

Sabre: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

SS Origin: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Alex: I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy.

Alex: And my heart has been severely damaged, so SS Origin, if you're out there—

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SS Dark Steve: So, I've been thinking Orange/Rainbow-

Orange/Rainbow: That's dangerous.

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