Prof.Red: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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RQ Dark steve: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
S.Sabre, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
RQ Dark steve: I'M NOT DONE!
RQ Dark steve: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
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Infected: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Corrupted Sabre: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
?n? S???e: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Hypno: Infected...
Infected: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Colle/Lucas: Good morning.
?n? S???e: Good morning.
M: Good morning.
Ava: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Hypno: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Infected: We need a distraction.
Sabre: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Evan, whispering: My time has come.
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Corrupted Sabre: Sabre, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?
Sabre: Of course! I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?
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M: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*
Infected, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY "FUCK YOU" IN FLOWER???
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Pheonix/Reaper, putting their hands over ?n? S???e's eyes: Guess who!
?n? S???e: It's either Pheonix/Reaper or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Pheonix/Reaper, putting their hands away: It's Pheonix/Reaper!
?n? S???e: Dammit.
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