FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

Part 52

Evan: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Pheonix/Reaper's coffin* -couldn't stay alive!

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green Leader: Why don't you go talk to them?

Sabre, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

green Leader: What? So you go tell them they're cute, what's the worst that could happen?

Sabre: They could hear me.

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Sabre: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Prof.Red recently.

Pheonix/Reaper: No, Sabre, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Sabre: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Pheonix/Reaper: No! You're the only one for me.

Sabre: Is that so?

Pheonix/Reaper: I promise! Prof.Red and I are just dating, okay? They're my partner.

Sabre: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Pheonix/Reaper: You are still my one and only best friend! They're just the love of my life, nothing more!

Sabre: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Pheonix/Reaper: Of course bro!

Sabre: Bro...

Prof.Red: What the-

Prof.Red, whispering: We're dating?!?

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Orange/Rainbow: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Sabre: ...

Orange/Rainbow: Oh, right. The lying.

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*Time gets a phone call*

Time: Hello?

Orange/Rainbow: Hi, is SS Origin there? I need to talk to them.

Time: No, SS Origin is dead.

SS Origin, very much alive next to Time: TIME WHAT THE FUCK-

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Colle/Lucas: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Sabre: They do.

?n? S???e: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?