Part 91

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?n? S???e: What scares you guys the most?

RQ Dark steve: Werewolves!

S.Sabre: Sharks.

Prof.Red: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Prof.Red:

Prof.Red: Pheonix/Reaper.

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*S.Sabre is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

Night: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?

Ava: Hopefully dead, I hated them.

Night: Yeah, me too.

S.Sabre, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

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*S.Sabre is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

Night: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?

Ava: Hopefully dead, I hated them.

Night: Yeah, me too.

S.Sabre, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

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Ava: Hi, I'm Ava, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.

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Hypno: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Sabre: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Evan: I hate you with every inch of my body!

Prof.Red: That's not a lot of inches.

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Hypno: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Pheonix/Reaper, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Pheonix/Reaper: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.

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Alex, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don't you cry.~

Alex: ~Momma's gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~

Alex: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn't work...~

Alex: ~Momma will destroy the fucking Earth.~

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Pheonix/Reaper: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Prof.Red: Burn the house down.

Pheonix/Reaper: And what did you do?

Prof.Red: I made dinner.

Pheonix/Reaper:

Prof.Red:

Pheonix/Reaper:

Prof.Red: And burnt the house down.

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?n? S???e: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.

Evan: Yeah?

?n? S???e: Bitch.

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Sabre: Dammit, Infected, you ruined everything!

Infected: You're welcome.

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