Part 28

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Void: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.

Void: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

SS Origin: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Sabre: While you were caught up in your heterosexuality, I studied the way of the blade!

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Orange/Rainbow: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Indigo Leader: Neither.

Indigo Leader: Because it's twelve.

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Seer: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Evan: We could attack them with hummus.

Seer: I stand corrected.

Evan: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Evan: Hey, Ava, how are you doing?

Ava: I have hit my head three times, I've lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.

Evan: Oh, ok! That's pretty good!

Ava: Yup!

Evan: I lost my phone and my cat died.

Ava: Hey, not bad compared to last week.

Evan: I know right!

Prof.Red: Are they okay?

Sabre: I don't think they are.

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Nightmare: Ladies, gentlemen and Sabre, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

SS Light: A llama?

Nightmare: No.

SS Light: A baby llama?

Nightmare: No!

SS Light: A baby llama with a little hat on?

Nightmare: NO!

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SS Origin: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Blue Leader: Prof.Red isn't answering my messages.

Pheonix/Reaper: Allow me.

Blue Leader: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Prof.Red: *replying to message* Hello.

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Sabre: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye but—

Hypno: Thats because your too short to do so.

Sabre: ...Listen here you fucking—

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Pheonix/Reaper: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Prof.Red: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

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