Professor Red: I am a responsible adult!
Pheonix: *raises brow*
Professor Red: I am an adult.
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Sarah (Da Bitch): I love you.
Professor Red: I love me too.
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Pheonix: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.
Professor Red: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.
Sabre: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Professor Red has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?
Professor Red: I want to set it off.
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Pheonix: What do we say when life disappoints us?
Professor Red: Called it!
Pheonix: No.
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Professor red: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Victoria (da abusive Bitch): My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
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Pheonix, about Professor Red: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Sabre: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Pheonix: WAIT WHA-!?
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Pheonix: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Professor Red: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Sarah (Da Bitch): Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?
Professor Red: How does it WALK??
Sarah (Da Bitch):
Sarah (Da Bitch): Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?
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Sarah (Da Bitch): H-how do you ask someone out?
Professor Red: Well, first-
Pheonix: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Sarah (Da Bitch): ...And you said yes?
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Professor Red: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.
Sarah (Da Bitch): Yeah?
Professor Red: Bitch.
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Pheonix: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
Pheonix: Do not ask how that one Happened.
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Pheonix: I made tea.
Sarah (Da Bitch): I don't want tea.
Pheonix: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Sarah (Da Bitch): Then why did you tell me?
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